My Slightly Less Than Super Power RPG

This comedy table-top role-playing game doesn’t require a GM or any dice. It has the minimum requirement of three players, although I think it would play better with more. This is a one-page RPG about 560 words in total

 The game revolves around job interviews and superheroes, although not top-of-the-range ones, this is about those super-powered individuals that have been ‘blessed’ with rather pathetic powers. The heroes, in turn, have to impress the interviewers with their less than super powers. Each hero is posed a few questions, in job interview style and the heroes have to impress the recruiters with how amazing there less than superpowers are. 

Eighteen rather lame quasi-superpowers are included, as well as some suggested questions to get you started.